Thoughts on the Matrix

I was watching The Matrix on TV last night and had a few random thoughts.


Hot Lesbian Fantasy #153: Carrie Ann Moss vs Jada Pinkett Smith in a fight to the death.

I wonder if anyone accidently dialed the wrong number on their cell phone and got one of the hover ships. I'm trying to imagine how Tank would react to someone calling and trying to order a pizza. Or someone thinking they're having phone sex with a boyfriend. Or something.

Just thought I'd share.

Well, Everyone Else Is Doing It......

Gust ~ 51% Water ~ 70% Wind ~ 55% Earth ~ 55% Fire ~

I want to live where the sky is big Simple and free... Let’s see... your personality reminds me of the... ...cool Sapphire, the non-red corundum, or its little brother, the Blue Topaz. Your colours are azure, indigo, and a bright yellow or gold. Interpretation: Out of the seven chakras, the Throat Chakra, which is associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate, seems to be predominant in you. Though this means you are probably the smartest one among your friends, it may result in feeling stressed or nervous or becoming too much of a perfectionist. You can balance it by wearing a Rose Quartz; its soothing attributes help unwind, enable you to "love thyself", and accept limitations. A Tarot references concerning your predominant element: If you are a young lass or lad and still unmarried your card is the Page of Swords. Young women, especially married ones, identify with the Queen of Swords, also known as the Queen of Spades. If you are a young, unmarried man, you are the Knight of Swords, and married or “mature” males are identified with the King of Sword, commonly known as the King of Spades. Ladies, here is your intelligent man you’ve been looking for.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 26% on water You scored higher than 38% on wind You scored higher than 36% on earth You scored higher than 18% on fire

Link: The Elemental Balance Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid

Are We Suprised?

You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but you
do fight for good. Just in your own way. For
you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil
person, if it is for justice and peace. You
also don't belive in mourning all the time and
think that once you've hit a bad stage in life
you just have to get up again. It's pointless
to concentrate on emotional pain and better to
just get on with everything. You also are a
down to earth type of person and think before
you act. Impulsive people may annoy you
somewhat.

Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile

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