Big Movie Fail

Who would have thought that a movie titled "Shaolin vs. Evil Dead" could be so full of fail. I wanted zombie kung-fu. I'm getting Daoist teen angst. It's teh suck.

**EDIT**
OK there were some vampires toward the end. Aoombie kung-fu vampires would be cool except their main attack was the bunny hop. It was still teh suck.